Vash the Stampede
by: Jaimielée Rocket

Tall, blond and mysterious is this man
Aqua eyes and sunglasses on his nose
A long red coat to protect him from the sand
A hot, hot world that cannot grow a rose
A giant silver gun is what he owns
But he rarely has used a shot, oh no
But he is blamed for causing bleaching bones
"He has destroyed cities and killed, you know"
Truly he is quite the spaz and quite dumb
Crying and screaming when being chasèd
None know he is the man with the large sum
Of sixty billion dollars on his head
He is the Human Typhoon, the Stampede
Vash, he is known, following a peace creed